"this is the most amazing story i've ever heard"

(that may have been yuropean sarcasm)


{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm going back out to my shed
{STEELERS^BOYEE} 'dewd
{cerbSTEELERS} but always pull off a win somehow
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i haven't had power out there for a few years ok
{cerbSTEELERS} i'll look soon
{cerbSTEELERS} i haven't had power out there for a few years ok
{cerbSTEELERS} can't follow
{STEELERS^BOYEE} so i decide to try cleaning a path
{STEELERS^BOYEE} get a new cord strung right
{STEELERS^BOYEE} follow?
{STEELERS^BOYEE} anyfuckinways
{cerbSTEELERS} ok
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm attempting to attach a new cable to the fuse box
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i drop the fucking screw
{cerbSTEELERS} i just smile and nod
{STEELERS^BOYEE} I DROPPED THE FUCKING SCREW
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i looked for it for 15 minutes
{cerbSTEELERS} that's the stuff
{STEELERS^BOYEE} there is shit piled falling dangling everywhere
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i mean everywhere
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you want pictures?
{cerbSTEELERS} yes
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i tipped over a box of tools of my brothers
{STEELERS^BOYEE} brown stankie water oozes out




{cerbSTEELERS} how many brothers
{STEELERS^BOYEE} me?
{STEELERS^BOYEE} 4
{STEELERS^BOYEE} alive
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i have a millin screws
{cerbSTEELERS} are they all like you
{STEELERS^BOYEE} maybe two
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you mean large friendly pple?
{STEELERS^BOYEE} no
{STEELERS^BOYEE} they aint
{cerbSTEELERS} that's one way of describing it
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm not a patient man
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i drop a screw and i'm moaning to the screw gods
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i have millions of screws bolts nuts waashers nails
{STEELERS^BOYEE} every lil bit of junk
{STEELERS^BOYEE} but i'm on my hads and kneees loking in the debris for a screw
{STEELERS^BOYEE} on glass
{STEELERS^BOYEE} I'M ON MY KNEES IN GLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
{STEELERS^BOYEE} looking for that screw
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i clamber back upright look around
{STEELERS^BOYEE} and there is an old fuse box


{STEELERS^BOYEE} on a shelf
{STEELERS^BOYEE} open
{STEELERS^BOYEE} twenty screws
{STEELERS^BOYEE} all too small
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i say
{STEELERS^BOYEE} fuckinaray
{STEELERS^BOYEE} outloud
{STEELERS^BOYEE} throw it backl on the shelf
{STEELERS^BOYEE} look around sumore
{STEELERS^BOYEE} not moving for fear of a stabbing injury
{STEELERS^BOYEE} there is another old fuse box
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you fookun believe that
{STEELERS^BOYEE} two fuse boxes
{STEELERS^BOYEE} same size and shap
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i open it and low and behold there it is
{STEELERS^BOYEE} another screw
{STEELERS^BOYEE} same size and threadf
{cerbSTEELERS} this is the most amazing story i've ever heard
{STEELERS^BOYEE} it is
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm amazed i found a fucking screw that fast
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you wouldn't believe the stuff i collected over the years
{STEELERS^BOYEE} its hard to throw stuff away
{STEELERS^BOYEE} cause


{cerbSTEELERS} + the bodies
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you fucking never know when you are going to drop a screw for a ancient fuse box amidst scorpions mothes and glass
{STEELERS^BOYEE} right?
{STEELERS^BOYEE} am i right
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i am indeed
{STEELERS^BOYEE} you want pictures
{cerbSTEELERS} yes
{STEELERS^BOYEE} prolly don't believe it
{cerbSTEELERS} i said yes
{STEELERS^BOYEE} ok
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm going to edit this "most amazing story"
{STEELERS^BOYEE} and post it on itwassooted, no nutz edition
{STEELERS^BOYEE} with pictures
{cerbSTEELERS} getting 1 hour of crap cards
{STEELERS^BOYEE} i'm afraid to play