Radical stomach scrape-ectomy

Jumped off a scaffold today , thought I had enough room to clear, wasn't so. I forgot I'm not a skinny 170 pound 26 year old anymore. My immenseness hit the scaffold with such force it pained me instantly, I yelped for hours. And as I sit here now its still paining me enough to bloc all about it, well some about it. I forgot all the insanely cruelly funny things people said after hearing of my painful exploit. Oh yeah it did leave a mark and I may be injured internally feel free to laugh out loud............