A judges alleged sex toy?

cum on now calling the .penis pump a sex toy is going to far. Or is it.

I haven't been following this case so excuse the question.

is the crime he's being charged with, exposing his-honor?

or beating off while sitting in judgment on a murder trial?

cause mother fucker we all know that's why they wear robes in the first place.

easier access to the junk behind the bench