lost cat

why is a lost cat story a lead story on radio on more than one station?

the cat was gone 5 years allegedly

the cat traveled 1800 miles allegedly

the cats owners had it micro chipped so it could later be identified. allegedly

the cats owner exclaimed if she could micro chip her kids she would.

the last sentence is why the cat story is a lead for every station i listened to today (only a couple)

the man wants micro chip implantable tracking devices on every living human.

its not a conspiracy theory

its a fact you idiocracy lovin bastards!