ITWASSOOTED: February 2008

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Early Frontrunner for Eurosong contest : Ireland



Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song...
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong....?

COME ON!!!!!!

Irelande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
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Do the funky beat

D O E double B L E Yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
(and fart!)
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Give us another chance, we're sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately he's a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You're all invited to Dublin Ireland
And we'll party the Shamrock way

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points

Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers

Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don't forget the Swiss!
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Sunday, February 24, 2008

your american government lobby

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

angel or hoax?


elvis potato chip? jesus toast? no its an angel in my truck so fuck off you heathens...........
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"chess on ice"

keep the rock outta mah house!
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Friday, February 15, 2008

lil blogger foo foo blogging through the forest.......

if  nobody reads your blog, does it still make noise when it falls on deaf ears?
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Buck to the Future

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Monday, February 11, 2008

SKINNNNEEERRRRRRR

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"The man enslaved to wealth can never be honest."-Democritus

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

stasi policia are here...........

“We were assured that if we were forced to kill someone to protect our infrastructure, there would be no repercussions,”




“Then they said when—not if—martial law is declared, it was our responsibility to protect our portion of the infrastructure, and if we had to use deadly force to protect it, we couldn’t be prosecuted,” he says.
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in winter we can look at volleyball ass








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Cheney will immediately pardon George W. Bush.

Bush/Cheney Pardon Calendar

Under the circumstances – a public confession of criminal acts by George W. Bush — you should expect that immediately after the November elections George W. Bush will pardon all of the people listed above, then resign. At that point, Richard “Dick” Cheney would become President, and you should expect that in that capacity Cheney will immediately pardon George W. Bush.

Immediate Appointment of Special Prosecutor

As a result of the expected pardons, a special prosecutor should be appointed immediately

Commencement of Impeachment Proceedings
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Thursday, February 07, 2008

George Bush has Flemish roots?

It sounds a little far-fetched, and might
even be defined as unpatriotic, but there
is a growing body of evidence that George
Bush has distant Flemish roots. It seems
that he is descended from a certain Willem
Baudaert (or Baudartius), born in Deinze,
west of Ghent, in 1560.
Baudartius came from a Protestant family
at a time of growing religious intolerance and
finally fled north to the Netherlands, where he
became a strict Dutch Reformed preacher. He
spoke fluent Hebrew and played a role in translating
the first Dutch edition of the Bible.

His daughter, Maria Baudartius, born in
1600, married a Dutchman called Hendrik
Beekman. They had a son called Willem, born
in 1623, who sailed with Pieter Stuyvesant
to America and settled in the colony of New
Amsterdam (later New York).

Willem Beekman became one of the most
prosperous citizens in Manhattan. Even today
his name strikes a vague resonance with
New Yorkers: just a couple of blocks from
the Brooklyn Bridge runs a Beekman Street,
named in honour of the Dutch immigrant.
But we’re still a bit of a way from the leader
of the free world. Cornelia Beekman, granddaughter
of Willem, married Gilbert Livingstone,
the son of a Scottish minister. And Cornelia’s
great-granddaughter, Judith Livingstone,
married a Samuel Herrick Butler. Their grandchild
married Robert Emmet Sheldon, a
wealthy arms dealer.
And his daughter Flora Sheldon married Presscott Bush, great-grandfather
of the president of the United States. So
there you have it.
George Bush has Flemish
roots. But, to quote a familiar Bushism, “I
think we all agree, the past is over.”

http://www.flanderstoday.eu/jahia/Jahia/pid/974
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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

This is why i love Raymitheminx

"like hey lady i hate riding in elevators with strangers too but when there are witnesses you're supposed to pretend you're not a huge fucking asshole, or did you not read that part in the building newsletter last week?"

who says writers are on strike thats pure fuckin gold

when there are witnesses you're supposed to pretend you're not a huge fucking asshole,
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Sunday, February 03, 2008

i pick giants

and hope they shove a replica trophy up tiki barbers ass


anthem 1:54 winnar

So dumb to swerve for a squirrel... that commercial just killed 50 Americans that will think they can swerve @ 50mph.
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