ITWASSOOTED: January 2007

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Cookies from skip

a friend of mine has sent me some gorgeous cookies that are the only way I should be near cookies right now. Via the internets. Can't you just smell these beauties steaming away their essence? ooooooooooo for only I had smello-nets..............

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It wasn't heavens gate cultist like bushmob tells you

(they had all different tennis shoes anyways)

Official Lies over Najaf Battle Exposed

Inter Press Service
Dahr Jamail and Ali al-Fadhily

Read story from website

NAJAF, Iraq, Jan 31 (IPS) - Iraqi government lies over the killing of hundreds of Shias in an attack on Sunday stand exposed by independent investigations carried out by IPS in Iraq.

Conflicting reports had arisen earlier on how and why a huge battle broke out around the small village Zarqa, located just a few kilometres northeast of the Shia holy city Najaf, which is 90 km south of Baghdad.

One thing certain is that when the smoke cleared, more than 200 people lay dead after more than half a day of fighting Sunday Jan. 28. A U.S. helicopter was shot down, killing two soldiers. Twenty-five members of the Iraqi security force were also killed.

"We were going to conduct the usual ceremonies that we conduct every year when we were attacked by Iraqi soldiers," Jabbar al-Hatami, a leader of the al-Hatami Shia Arab tribe told IPS.

"We thought it was one of the usual mistakes of the Iraqi army killing civilians, so we advanced to explain to the soldiers that they killed five of us for no reason. But we were surprised by more gunfire from the soldiers."

"They were soon there to kill those pilgrims without hesitation,
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Some insanity takes a long time to cure.

By the use of torture, Christians wrested confessions of witchcraft from millions of people during the dark ages. In the light of the certain knowledge that women do NOT really ride broomsticks over the rooftops or transform themselves into black cats, it would appear that every one of those confessions, although solid in the law of the time, were totally without basis. Even though the (Un)Holy Inquisition was officially shuttered in 1836, witch burnings continued as late as 1995 (Mexico). Some insanity takes a long time to cure.

mike rivero
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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Saginaw Spirit vs. Oshawa Generals, Jan 26th Trip Report:

Well it started off a little rough I dare say. Yes, here it comes, the good ol’ “Flat tire excuse” -- had a flat tire night before, changed it day of trip with the spare that was in trunk, and it was one of those skinny little temporary tires that you are only supposed to use for about 50 miles, but it held out. Round trip ended up being about 280 miles after picking up and dropping off Joe. Also we left late, due to some unexpected family “obligations” that came up late in the afternoon. When we arrived in Saginaw, we had trouble finding the stadium itself, but finally arrived at the game about halfway through the second period. No trouble picking up the tickets at Will Call, told them Rosco was gonna do a taper on them if they didn’t hand them over, and the tickets were in our paws promptly. Unfortunately, we missed the throwing of GM reports onto the ice for Colbert after Saginaw scored first goal, but were informed that plenty of reports landed on the ice. :D

My trip partner, Joe, managed to borrow a digital camera so we did get some photos.

He had to take a crash course on how to operate the camera which had more switches, settings, and knobs then a marital aid, and the battery didn’t like the cold (and might have been getting old anyway) , had to take them out a few times and warm them in his pockets! So the photos aren’t ‘xactly journalism grade, but will have to do for this first attempt at covering the haps at a Spirit game. Okay, enough preliminaries, here are the pics.

This pic is of yours truly, chatting on IRC during game to Rosco and Cerbeagle with a Crackberry.

Spirit Cheerleaders doing their intermission routine after 2nd Period
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Friday, January 26, 2007

Stephen Colbert day march 20th Oshawa Canada

film at 11
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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Ye, you can only bluff good players. donks will call you with any pair

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Playing poker in underwear act

If democrats are serious about winning the whitehouse back they better start courting the redneck gamblers of America. Last October the bushmob signed a port security bill that had a hidden secret malicious piece of crap installed in it banning bank funding of online gambling.
now I can go to the fucking gas station 4 blocks away and buy 1000.00 worth of lotto tickets every fucking week if I choose to and nobody stops me with a government meddlers fucking badge. (my wife and kids would do it).
I can drive 40 miles in any fucking direction to an alleged "Indian" casino and piss away every penny a have every day all hours of the day and nobody would dane to stop me.(except the wife and kids)
why then in government intrusions name can't the same safety valve be used in my poker in underwear playing be used? Why does THE MAN feel that he is to be the arbiter of what I should and should not waste my fucking money on?
THE MAN takes my gawd damn money to build weapons of mass destruction an d uses them constantly on civilian populations!
it also steals my money to export weapons of mass destruction to dangerous regimes around the globe.
they have no calms about wasting my money on their nefarious designs , but gawd fucking damn me for playing fucking poker in my fucking underwear in my own fucking house with my own hard earned fucking money................
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Mansions 100k leads to riot

Stayed up late played a turbo to get into mansions 100k. Won a seat on second try so I stayed up to play in the big event. 3 odd hrs later my ace queen sooted is defeated this time by a pocket pair of kings. I really needed a hand at the time to double up to maybe make a run at final table. No such luck finished 25th for a prize of 650.00. my investment of 40.00 for the turbos paid off up +610.
ok now to the riot. I'm up later than normal, I Go to bed about 2:30 so I'm sleeping away this morning and I'm dreaming I'm at some sort of carnival or festival like fourth of July parade or some such thing. I think its Chicago I've never been there but I think it is any ways. I'm up in a building watching people crowding around down below, over a P.A. system somebody announces that tiger woods will lay on his brothers grave and make a short speech. In my dream tiger had a brother that died in Vietnam and tiger is going to say a few words. He says something like get out of Iraq now its doing nothing but killing people like my brother, he gets louder says similar sentiments. About twenty of so people I can see are laying on graves or the ground near him in solidarity. When here comes water hoses to chase them away and shut them up. A huge chorus of booooos go up. I thought it was directed at tigers speech since there were so many vets in attendance at the parade, but then we see water hoses loosed on tiger and his fellow ground layers. All of a sudden the ground layers get up and run into the water cannons and start beating on the hose holders. The cheering starts anew GET THE MOTHER FUCKERS BEAT THEM BACK... Etc black hooded bastards with clubs descend on the crowd that has attacked the hose wielders nobody gives back ground its a full on counter attack the crowd gets bigger and bigger attacking the hooded helmeted bastards and the hose wielders fighting back and beating them with their own clubs this crowd aint giving in the the forces of evil and surpression...........I wake up its only a dream I had after a nite of poker tiger woods leading a riot?
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Friday, January 19, 2007

Ace jack off soot is unbeatable

Lost to ace jack offsoot last weeks mansions 100k. I had a an ace queen sooted rag I played all in actually hoping to grab blinds. It didn't work the eventual tourney winner beat my ass and "figured I was playing ace rag".

tonight I played two turbos for a seat in the 100k and made it in on second try. Going to try to get in the chips tonight before the internet poker fuckin Gestapo come and get me.

fuckin slipped in the terrazzo much today almost cut my arm off I got a steel burn on a third of my arm right now and damn glad it aint my poker arm or I'd be out stalking terrazzo grinders for a pound of flesh....................
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the autocrats of the oil states in the Gulf are a more appropriate audience than the people who do the dying, the voting, and the paying: The American

But under present conditions, withdrawal is not an option. American forces are indispensable. They are in Iraq not as a favour to its government or as a reward for its conduct. They are there as an expression of the American national interest to prevent the Iranian combination of imperialism and fundamentalist ideology from dominating a region on which the energy supplies of the industrial democracies depend.
Henry Kissinger
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Monday, January 15, 2007

still waiting on a dream. r.i.p. M.L.K.jr

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Congress didn't listen to these people.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

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This is one of the surest routes leading to future 9/11s, and much, much worse.

"is the only way to get Iraq's oil industry back on its feet after years of sanctions, war and loss of expertise." Of course, those sanctions, that war, and the loss of expertise are all the embodiments and results of our actions -- and now it is Western companies closely allied with the criminal governments that perpetrated those very acts that will benefit from the catastrophe their own governments created.

Eyes on the Prize: About that Oil...
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"lay your balls on that green felt table and go all in..."

Stephen gives bushtard some pointers

thanks to crooks and liars who else.
click the link and watch if new to you if not maybe just F.O.
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Thursday, January 04, 2007

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Monday, January 01, 2007

Administrator: Congratulations to roscorude, who just won ANNIVERSARY HAND # 7,707,000,000 and receives $575.

PokerStars Game #7707000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/01/01 - 02:39:21 (ET)
Table 'Poesia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: inanevoyage ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: PositiveEV ($37.75 in chips)
Seat 3: juliijones ($52.95 in chips)
Seat 4: BigMoneyGrub ($22.20 in chips)
Seat 5: tincup77 ($55.55 in chips)
Seat 6: roscorude ($109.30 in chips)
roscorude: posts small blind $0.25
inanevoyage: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to roscorude [7h 9c]
roscorude said, "my ev"
roscorude said, "woot woooo"
juliijones said, "what is going on"
roscorude said, "we are bonus hand"
juliijones said, "oh wow"
PositiveEV said, "hahaha"
BigMoneyGrub said, "ok let's play"
juliijones said, "that's so solid"
roscorude said, "dayum"
juliijones said, "are you kidding"
juliijones said, "hahaha"
roscorude said, "thanks"
roscorude said, "woot woo"
roscorude said, "i'm silver"
BigMoneyGrub said, "you mean eagles"
BigMoneyGrub said, "when can we play the freakin hand?"
juliijones said, "why are so many people here"
roscorude said, "15% of what dewds?"
PositiveEV: raises $37.25 to $37.75 and is all-in
juliijones: raises $15.20 to $52.95 and is all-in
BigMoneyGrub: calls $22.20 and is all-in
tincup77: folds
roscorude: calls $52.70
juliijones said, "OH BOY"
inanevoyage: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h Kd 7s]
juliijones said, "damn"
*** TURN *** [4h Kd 7s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [4h Kd 7s 6c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
roscorude: shows [7h 9c] (a pair of Sevens)
juliijones: mucks hand
juliijones said, "nooooooooooooooooooooooo"
roscorude collected $30.40 from side pot-2
PositiveEV: shows [2d 2s] (a pair of Deuces)
roscorude collected $46.65 from side pot-1
BigMoneyGrub: mucks hand
roscorude collected $86.30 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $166.35 Main pot $86.30. Side pot-1 $46.65. Side pot-2 $30.40. | Rake $3
Board [4h Kd 7s 6c Qs]
Seat 1: inanevoyage (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: PositiveEV showed [2d 2s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 3: juliijones mucked [6h Ac]
Seat 4: BigMoneyGrub mucked [4d 8d]
Seat 5: tincup77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: roscorude (small blind) showed [7h 9c] and won ($163.35) with a pair of Sevens
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